Sunday, December 4, 2011

Creepy phone call



So after getting back to my room and realizing that I haven't had a meal today, I decided to order a small pizza.  This is my awkward phone conversation with the employee...

Guy: So what would you like to order?
Me: I would like a small hawaiian pizza please.
Guy: oh nice. Your name is ______? And you're at _________ Hall?
Me: ... uh... yeah
Guy: We have it on file that's why.
Me: *awkward giggle* oh gotcha.
Guy: Did anyone tell you that you have a very pretty voice ________?
Me: *awkward giggle again*  uh...
Guy: By the way, my name isn't Dustin, its Jake.
Me: Oh I see?
Guy: I just have to say that cuz I'm logged in under him but anyways, I wanted you to know my real name
Me: ...
Guy: _________?
Me: uh huh?
Guy: Did you know that I've been working since 2PM today (it was 1am at the time of this conversation)
Me: Oh, that sucks
Guy: Yeah it's alright though.  I get to talk to people like you!
Me: *awkward laugh*
Guy: You know what? Just because I'm that type of a guy, I'm going to give you free dessert!
Me: oh uh.. thank you...
Guy: Yup! So it comes out to $$.
Me: alrighty, thanks
Guy: No problem, I'll give you a call real soon.
Me: *hang up* That was the most creepy talk over the phone ever... -_____-
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2 comments:

  1. Alana PepitaDecember 5, 2011 at 6:00 AM

    I can imagine the phone conversation when he calls you the second time:

    You: Hello?
    Guy: Hello _____! This is Jake. I realized that the delivery person working tonight is the one reckless driver on our staff, so I've decided to deliver your meal to you myself. That's the only way I can trust it makes it to you unharmed. I'll see you at ______ Hall in about 10 minutes. I love you! Bye.

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  2. SerenityDecember 5, 2011 at 7:43 PM

    Okay that would be even more creepy. I don't know if I would ever order from that place again.

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